In California, when you get a traffic ticket, you can go to traffic school to reduce the points on your license and reduce the impact on your car insurance. I have a friend you got a speeding ticket and chose “Gay Comedy Traffic School.” He said it was one of the most entertaining days of his life. His instructor stood up and the first thing he asked his class to do was to “confess your crime!!!” Apparently it was hysterical as everyone in the room stood up and acted like a hardened criminal. The day flew by and the participants actually learned something.